Not as salacious as one would think. I'm mostly just a giant nerd, who happens to get men off for a 1/4 of my living.

 

ninger6isyourfriend:

iamnaythin:

de—atley:

themoonphase:

sophiefuckingchurcher:

killermuffins89:

innocenttmaan:

Andres Amador is an artist who uses the beach as his canvas, racing against the tide to create these large scale temporary masterpieces using a rake or stick ..

Andres’ creations are simply stunning and knowing that these delicate creations are temporary somehow makes them even more beautiful.

wow

are you fucking kidding me

wowowowowowow!! respect!

i love how the sempiternal emblem is in this

the sempiternal “emblem” is actually the flower of life, which is part of sacred geometry.  

So, there’s talent. And then there’s this guy.

buzzfeed:

awesomeringerud:

This makes me want to cry.

Same here, buddy. Same here.

Chickens are shockingly awesome pets. Just sayin’.

(Source: hannahbowl)

dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

She is the cutest. 

And I totally want that hat. Tell grandmom I need that hat in my life. 

(Source: arin-hans0n)

flamingmuse:

lizinprogress:

diannesylvan:

For a good 15 years now I’ve been incapable of cooking with broccoli without this clip coming to mind - and I am forced to sing “Choppin’ Broccoli!” while I do so. 

I can’t remember what I did last week, but I can remember four minutes’ worth of a comedy routine from over a decade ago.

Me right now.

This stand-up comedy reference brought to you by the old folks on Tumblr.

I sing that song every time I cut up broccoli.

Every.  Time.

If you do not sing this when you chop broccoli, I am so, so, so, so, so, so, so sad for your life. 

Also, saving this for the next time I am chopping broccoli, and need a reference. 

In which Robert Downey Jr./every man from The Avengers.  For hetero:

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Based on gif alone, I think I ship RDJ/Renner hardest.

(Source: iwantcupcakes)