For a good 15 years now I’ve been incapable of cooking with broccoli without this clip coming to mind - and I am forced to sing “Choppin’ Broccoli!” while I do so.
I can’t remember what I did last week, but I can remember four minutes’ worth of a comedy routine from over a decade ago.
Me right now.
This stand-up comedy reference brought to you by the old folks on Tumblr.
I sing that song every time I cut up broccoli.
If you do not sing this when you chop broccoli, I am so, so, so, so, so, so, so sad for your life.
Also, saving this for the next time I am chopping broccoli, and need a reference.